chisamisa asked: “Bitch, please. I am Brigitte Goddamn Bardot. Are you seriously going to try and steal my lump-faced human potato of a man?” Okay, you MUST caption all of your posts now.

Hahaha! Seriously though… BB’s bitch-face in that scene in Une Parsienne is epic, as she silently but politely fumes at yet another “admirer” of her play-boy husband calling to find him. Although why all these women are clawing at each other’s eyes to get to him is beyond me. That man is an uninspired lump who would make Mitt Romeny look like a lodestone of fire and passion. Was he really the best dream-boat they could scrounge up for her?