When I put on my boyfriend’s jeans, I look like some sort of bog monster made out of denim. And yet, BB rocks them perfectly. The world is not fair in the least.

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Brigitte Bardot, emerging out of the shadows.

Brigitte Bardot demonstrates the pout that made her an international sex symbol in 1956’s And God Created Woman.

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Brigitte Bardot in Les Pétroleuses and Saint Laurent Spring 2013

Still ruling the runways half a century later. When will your faves ever…?

Luckiest inanimate object ever.

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That’s why I never go out in public without being armed to the teeth.

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Damn. Even BB can’t make granny panties (or as I like to call them, ‘supplies for shark week’) look good. Her epic beauty was finally defeated by something!

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Now there’s the face of a woman who’s thinking of taking her revenge slowly and painfully!

I’m so tired, I think I’ve shot straight into hysteria. Help…

She looks like she’s got a neanderthal pawing at her!

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